Top 10 Dirty Stuff You Did Not Want To Know About Harry Potter 18+ Stuff (Strictly For Adults)


Reddit likes to have fun. Recently, he questioned what could be inferred from Harry Potter although JK Rowling did not explicitly mention it. We tell you, you’ll see Hogwarts with a new eye.

1. Sex between Hagrid’s parents must have been horrible

There is a big problem: his father is a tiny human but his mother is a giant … So how did he put his pipe in his p**sy?

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2. Peter Pettigrew must have seen Ron jerk off when he was a rat

A caged rat is not necessarily the kind of thing that stops a teenager alone in his room. Far from there. He must have witnessed many, many traumatic things. See the penis of a Weasley, only Hermione can do it.

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3. Mimi Geignarde is a little perverse

We see her making strange advances to Harry. In addition, she haunts a place where people will regularly get naked. She has necessarily benefited. When you think about it, it is not excluded that a teenager in heat wanted to hit her. It is not excluded that she accepted. From there to saying that it deflowered all of Hogwarts, there is only one step.

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4. Professor Lockhart has hundreds of crazy girls, is an expert in memory and chooses to work in a school

Yes, it’s very unhealthy.

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5. Tonks could be the most expensive prostitute in history

Tonks has the particularity to be able to take all the appearances of the world. Absolutely all. She can realize all your fantasies. Do you want to fuck Natalie Portman? With Tonks, it’s possible. It is certain that she and Lupine knew how to have fun in bed. If Tonks is left out, the polynectar must also be very useful in terms of sex.

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6. Madam Pomfrey must have seen a lot of broken sticks stuck in awkward places

You have with you something long, end, able to do many magical things. Some Hogwarts students have thought of doing things with it. Even throwing a little “vibratio” from behind the fagots.

6. Madam Pomfrey must have seen a lot of broken sticks stuck in awkward places

You have with you something long, end, able to do many magical things. Some Hogwarts students have thought of doing things with it. Even throwing a little “vibratio” from behind the fagots.

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7. There must be spells to enlarge his penis

The spell engorgio is used to make things fatter. A teenager full of hormones must have thought about it.

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8. Hogwarts had to be a kissodrome

A gang of teenagers filled with hormones who spend years together locked in a castle full of dark corners. Even the room on demand should be very convenient for a quiet shot.

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9. Some owls probably shit in food while they deliver mail at meals

There is still a horde of birds that lands and we saw how it happened with the pigeons. They also had to put feathers everywhere. Not very hygienic Hogwarts.

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10. We must see people cracking on the marauder’s map

Yes, if you see two footprints stay too long on each other, there is a good chance that these two people are having a good time. Fred and George had to know a lot, a lot of things …

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Otherwise, we are sure that there are a lot of other anecdotes dirty to discover. If you too think that Draco is secretly in love with Harry, drop your comment!

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